I will smash a single food of your choosing with a tiny hammer that came in my Ikea toolkit.

About:

js-gig-main-desc ">Smashing food like eggs and watermelons is a fun stress reliever and innately hilarious for reasons beyond human comprehension. It's even funnier when you can pay someone else to do the smashing for you, so the food waste doesn't sit heavy on your conscience.

Choose from the below list of foods for me to smash, and I will make a video of the carnage to send to you via email. For an additional charge I'll even say your name or username at the beginning! Or you could ask me to say something else, provided it's respectful and within reason!

Current Food List:
-Egg
-Apple
-Pear
-Melon (type subject to change)
-Cupcake
-Cookie

Reviews

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gippofx:Recommended!! :)

molldoll:Great customer and super patient, looking forward to working with again in the future!

gippofx:Recomended!!